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  1. Yoda

    Yoda Registered User

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    Tip of the day.....

    Im going to start a new thread off daily, especially for tips. Please feel free to comment and leave your own.....

    Todays tip....

    "Dont take a piss towards the wind"
    Yoda, Jul 7, 2002
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    incest isnt best:eek:
    batfink, Jul 7, 2002
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    Never fuck a pregnant duck whilst eating a chicken tikka sandwitch.
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  6. Damocles

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    Oh yes it is
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    why? surely the tikka would spicethings up ;):p
    batfink, Jul 7, 2002
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    Ducks don't like tikka duh they prefere southern american food i.e. taco's
    Damocles, Jul 7, 2002
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    but surely the duckwould be pissed offthat u werent paying full attention to it in ur moment of passion?
    ffs why would u wanna shag a duck? :p
    batfink, Jul 7, 2002
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    The duck would be too busy eating a banana to care what i was doing and i wanna shag a duck cause i am quackers [sorry but i couldn't resist]
    Damocles, Jul 7, 2002
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    take it easy on a sunday:cool:
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    dont trusy any1 over 30 :p
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    dont get shit faced and pull ya mates sis:D
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    get in swifty sis being a silf!
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    Ow less of the scouser jokes
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