The trots Does anyone know any way to get rid of the trots? I've been shooting brown lazers out of my arse for 2 days now
I've been eating solid foods Fidds I dunno, its only the shits. If its still here the mora I will go to the docs
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The trots agghh bad crack *literally* lol i dont think theres much you can do mate, your stomach's said no to something, just gonna play it out the duration
Unlucky Jim I think one of the best ways to get over the shits is to have an early night and defo dont drink any alcohol
Hey jimmy... its gods way of letting ya know what debbie will be going through... Give birth to a huge mud-baby
lol I'm off to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool. Babies don't come out of ya arse either and I reckon they don't burn either Martin.
You have a burning sensation? Didn't realise it was that bad... my deepest condolences R.I.P. Jimmy's Ringpiece 2004 :angel2:
I had the trots for the 1st 3 months i was in India... Don't take anything like Imodium...it just bungs up what needs to come out. Eat simple food like boiled rice and drink loads of water (if you can stand it drinka glass with a teaspoon of salt and sugar) Jimmy...technically babies dont come out of your arse...but you do have to push like your pushing them out of your arse....and 80% of women poo on the bed and you think a head stretching skin that much doesnt burn??? You'd better just stand in the corner and keep your mouth shut during the birth