The strangest things randoms have said to you whilst clubbing.

The strangest things randoms have said to you whilst clubbing.

At the last Tidy xmas party, this random girl came and sat next to me and she was telling me how it was her first time out clubbing in ages because her friend had shot herself in the head the year before and how she felt bad all year because she drove her to do it.

weird girl

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i wud off ran away fast as i cud lol

probably most the stuff that comes out of crasherbiatches mouth

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Eeek!

The weirdest thing that's been said to me is probably "I thought you would be little cos you say things to make you sound big, but you're not cos you're big", or something to that effect - Crasherbiatch, bless her!

Are u a weatherman? Cos your a really gud dancer.

Wise words from a crsherchimp.

im not a random!

at the last telewest doo dah...this lad was telling me i shud stay away from martin cos even tho hes rich, his petrol stations rnt up to scratch.

nutter

I know you aint a random hun, but it was still probably the maddest thing anyone's ever said to me in Promise!

i was sitting in shindig once and this bloke sat down next to me and asked me if i had any pets, so i went on to say i had a pond in my back garden.

he looked at me in a stae of dis-beleif and said "no you dont, dont be so silly!

i sat for about 5 mins trying to make him beleive me and in the end i gave up, then he turned to me and said, "is that even legal?"

i asked him what he meant and he said "you expect me to beleive you've got a panda in your back garden?!?!"

I walked into the mong out room in the empire @ Lisa Lashes to catch the end of a conversation with Dammoc.... (fuck it Duncan) it went some thing like


Have you seen my foot?
If the french toast lorry outside leaves i wont be able to get my foot back on properly.

Duncan looked confused

I left then cos duncan had a look of pain in his face and that un-nearves me!

Ahh the good old days

A young lady by the name of B.O.B the night I met her (so technacally she was a random at the time) came up to me and said:


"This is going to sound corny as fuck, but your a really good dancer"



ME? Yeah right!!! Love you for it though Helen.

I once got told that Consett was where the caves were???? :spangled:

Not so much what someone said but ages and ages ago at Promise (around the time of the 1st birthday) someone sitting next to my mate upstairs kinda went up to his ear like he was gonna say something. Naturally my mate leaned to see what he had to say, then this guy started licking my mates ear.

My mate was well freaked out, I didn't see it myself so didn't see the other guy. Have we got any phantom ear lickers on the board???

At godskitchen someone was talking loudly about drugs, I said 'Shh you don't know who's listening!' then someone else shouted 'ITS ONLY A FUCKING CHEMICAL WHO CARES'