The Shopping Contradiction! Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
hahaha thats good. Maybe they should just bring all the food back but with labels on the front such as 'Cottage Pie can give you and your children cancer' hehe you can have a right giggle with those labels when ur stoned if u mix the words up to say different things :chill:
