The 'Sherriff John Burnell' Appreciation Thread Dont you just love his cheesy one liners.. 'These two criminals tried desperately to get away, but crashed into a motel....but they only place they will be checking into....is jaaaaaillll.' 'And his final desperate lunge off this bridge for freedom, lands him directly, in jaaaail' 'Game over for this criminal, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, hes going directly, to jaaaaail'
LIES the G key is way enough away from the n key not to slip acceptable typos would be bofinm, boffim, boffinb, boggin.
he's a fucking legend! A routine traffic stop turns into a LONG NIGHT for Officer David Winke of the Arizona State Police. Unknown to him, the man he just pulled over is in a DRUG-INDUCED SUICIDAL RAGE. In pursuit, officers try a daring move to clear the intersection ahead of this speeding nutcase, who has NO CONCERN for the lives of HUNDREDS of motorists coming the other direction. Watch as the suspect's front bumper comes within INCHES of a passing pickup. Then, in a final fit of desperation, the suspect ditches the still-moving car, and is captured on foot, and sentenced to FIVE YEARS in prison. Don't let this happen to YOU. Our law enforcement officers put their lives on the line EVERY NIGHT to keep the streets safe for those who WANT TO LIVE. If you feel you're in danger of becoming a raging lunatic, PLEASE do yourself and other well-meaning citizens a favor, and seek professional help IMMEDIATELY.
ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA: A disgruntled bakery employee HIJACKS A DELIVERY TRUCK and leads police on a two-hour high-speed chase along Highway 405. As you watch the helicopter footage, think about what it would be like to be driving to work, an INNOCENT VICTIM of another man's ROAD RAGE. In one moment, a simple commute becomes a NIGHTMARE as a six-ton truck comes screaming down upon you. Officers use footage like this to educate themselves, so that before a crisis EVER happens, they come to the scene ARMED WITH KNOWLEDGE. Educate yourself, and your next bake sale can be a happy event, and not a MASS OF TWISTED METAL AND SMOKE.
