The Ron Guptey Story

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    The Ron Guptey Story

    On September 4 1999 at 9.30 am Ron Guptey of N.S.W Australia went into hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area. The doctor on call examined him, he found severe swelling around the anus but
    was left puzzled because he had not seen such a thing before.

    Two more doctors examined and they too were left confused about what was happening. Rons health was deteriorating as the day wore on, he developed a fever and was suffering a lot of pain around his abdomen.
    The doctors gave pain killers but the symptoms worsened until 2.57 pm when he lapsed into
    a coma and 2 hours later was pronounced dead.

    An investigation was led to discover the reason of death.During the post mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the rectal passage, but as the examination went further the doctor discovered about 3 or 4 black widow spiders in Rons intestine. The police found a tree with a cut of branch along the side in Rons back yard, there were traces of KY jelly and traces of rectal juices along the branch.

    There was also Black widow egg shells found inside the bark.
    Ron was apparently satisfying himself with this tree stump, but
    failed to notice the black widow nest on the tree. During his sexual act he had impregnated himself with the black widow eggs.

    The eggs had embedded in his rectal passage walls and were kept at the required temperature for the eggs to develop and finally hatch. Once the baby spiders were hatched they had bitten him and had poisoned him from the inside. Guess he was barking up the wrong tree.....
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