The Rabbi and the Tax man >At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the >books at a synagogue. >While he was checking the books, he turned to the rabbi and >said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle >drippings?" > >"Good question," said the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the >candle makers, and every now and then they send us a freebox of candles." >"Oh, do you now," replied the auditor a little disappointed that his unusual >question had been met with such a practical answer. But on he went in his >obnoxious way. > >"What about all the matzo you have purchased," he asked. "What do you do >with all the crumbs?" >"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the auditor was trying to trap >him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them, send them back to the >bakery and every now and then they send us a free box of matzo balls." >"Hmmm..." replied the auditor, beginning to realise that the Rabbi was more >than a match for him. > >"Well then rabbi," he continued, determined to catch him out, "what do you >do with all the left over foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" >"Here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi without a blink. >"We save them and send them to the tax office. And about once a year they >send us a complete prick."
Jewish boy goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, can I have 50p please?" The dad replies, "20p! What do you want 10p for?"
