The Plan

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    The Plan

    Letter to the Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington
    D.C. 20591

    Dear Sirs,

    I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the
    solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just
    might get the airline industry back on its feet.

    Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly
    naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
    strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
    or nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start
    flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come
    to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record
    sales.

    Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that
    congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks
    clearly on these issues?

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton
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    Chewy I'd fist it

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