The Phone Call

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    The Phone Call

    There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
    exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the
    benches, rings. A man picks it up and here is the conversation:

    "Hello?"
    "Honey, it's me."
    "Sugar!"
    "Are you at the club?"
    "Yes,"
    "Great! I'm at the mall and I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is
    absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
    "What's the price?"
    "Only $1,500."
    "Well, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."
    "And I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
    models. There's one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman
    and he gave me a great price and since we need to exchange the
    BMW that we bought last year..."
    "What price did he quote you for?"
    "Only $60,000."
    "OK, but for that price I want all the options."
    "Oh, honey, that's wonderful! Before we hang up, there's one
    more thing."
    "What is it?"
    "I went to see the real estate agent this morning and saw the
    house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!. Remember? The
    one with a pool, English garden, acre of parking area,
    beachfront property..."
    "How much are they asking?"
    "Just $450,000. It's a magnificent price and I see that we have
    just enough money in the bank to buy it."
    "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
    "OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!"
    "Bye. I love you, too."

    The man hangs up the phone and holds it up asking, "Does anyone
    know who this phone belongs to?"
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