The perfect day >THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER > >8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. > >8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday. > >8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants - open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. > >9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. > >10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer. > >10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. > >12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe. > >12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg. > >1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit. > >3.00 Nap. > >4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer. > >4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. > >5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror. > >7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers. > >10.00 Hot shower (alone). > >10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen). > >11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. > >11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms. > >THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM > >6.00 Alarm. > >6.15 Blow job. > >6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section. > >7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler > >7.30 Limo arrives. > >7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport. > >9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet. > >9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route). > >9.45 Play front nine - 2 under. > >11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon. > >12.15 Blow job. > >12.30 Play back nine - 4 under. > >2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons). > >2.30 Fly to Cairns. > >3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot, displaying growlers. > >4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle. > >5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over... naturally). > >6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave. > >7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised. > >7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits. > >9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch Match of the Day; Souths beating Manly by 25 points. > >9 .30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending over). > >11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale. > >11.30 A night cap blow job. > >11.45 In bed alone. > >11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. > >11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep.
:rofl: !!!!!! Especially like... A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. Class!
