The Jewish Mistress A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
the joke implies that the wife is more money orientated than love, therefore reinforcing stereotypical ideas about jews and their deep pockets/short arms. or did that completely go over my head?
heh i got the joke MoS, just thought it was a bit unfair is all Ignore me, I appear to have been infected by a dismal PC virus.
can one of the admins ban this racist biggot... there is enough anti-semitism on the baord with out fascists making jokes about us
