The harshness of this!

The harshness of this!

okay, this has to be one of the harshest phone messages i've ever heard!!!

check out www.sharkeye.co.uk , its from my house mates phone, its from one of his ex's mates, what a lovely girl she is!!!!

She sounds like a lovely young lady.

just think its a bit fuckin harsh, fucks sake. he's proper fucked off with all women now, bit like what glitter was like earlyer with men

Harsh as fuck!!!!

I fucking cant stand women like that, "you might be a kick boxer but i can get your legs broken"??? WTF


warning: sexist comment

Tell her from me that ive got a 12 inch cock to shove down a gob for being a stupid fucking BINT!!!!!!!

I hope he is glad shes his ex?????

she must have sand in her vigina

that is nothing mate. should have heard the one I got off me ex bout this time last year....... just 3 mins of screeching screaming threats blah blah blah.

mind she was a psycho bitch from hell and i did wind her up a bit

snakes wi tits!

amen brother.


well not all of em are.

i know, weird! Most o the time babes are sweet as fuck and almost fully functional human beings, but when they get worked up about guys, they go crazy!

I was watching these nature programmes on 2 on Sun, and what struck me was the huge urge all animals have to reproduce, and what they will do to accomplish this. These two hummingbird bitches were fighting over a man, proper trying to drown each other n shit!* And all the effort that animals put into building nesting places, breeding, feeding the young... huge efforts!

Seems that animals have a stronger urge to reproduce than to eat and ensure thier own survival.

Maybe that's why we're all here, just to reproduce and make our contribution to evolution. Makes me pointless then






* This freaked me out man, as the two birds were locked together trying to drown each other and floating down-stream, this big fuck-off mink ponced out of a hole and ate one! Luckily it got the bitch (a Nicole Stamp type) who was trying to move in on the other birds man, and she got eat up, so served her right The other one got away and her man spruced her up, fed her fish then prob made love all night

yeah.... some are lizards with tits

What is the meaning of life? To exsist, thats what i recon!


serves that humming bird right home recka!!!!:groovy:

Were you watching Star Trek last night? Interesting philosophical episode on the meaning of existence, our purpose while we're here, and what makes us content.

Way I see it, there's 3 possibilities why we're here

1. Simply to exist
2. To contribute-i.e. make a positive impact on the world
3. To breed and so contribute to the survival of the species by producing offspring and helping us evolve

Animals seem quite happy doing this, and will even endanger thier own individual survival to breed and protect thier young.

Humans have a big brain, and are capable of thought, logic, reason, emotion, etc... All this interferes with our instinct to eat survive fuck & breed, but doesn't subvert those instincts, which is where all our head-fucks and neuroses come from I reckon.

e.g.

Men have a drive to screw anything to move to ensure that we spread our individual gene pool as wide as possible. We even produce different sperm to assist in this. Women on the other hand have a urge to shag the alpha male only.

You can make a decision to not have kids, but what does this do to our instinct to reproduce, and does it fuck you up if you decide not to have kids?

We seem to have an urge to pair-off, but what do long periods of being single do to your head?

Discuss

Erm.... Big Dogs Cock!!

Sorry but this thread is too deep n meaningful.
I don't have the need (and probably not the intelligence) to analyse life at this level.
I live for the weekend. Maybe sad, definitely TRUE.

Make ya insecure as to who you really are. Make ya think why am i single. Am i really that bad. Is my life worth living. Im gonna die alone. Now ive got to get a snake and become crazy snake man. Kids wont walk past my house they'll run. Run from crazy snake man they'll say.

chill man, relaaax.

There's a lot to be said for just having fun while you try to work it all out

Tho I really think that modern western society is pretty well fukked up, and fukking us up more. Just look at the USA, the most advanced country in the world and crazier than a bag of baboons.

So don't worry, just be happy and enjoy yourself, we're all going to die soon anyway

long periods of being single remind what its like to have money

hisssss hiiissssssss

omg, see what women have done to us


we have turned into gibbering fools

christ, well harsh that. Im happily single at the min and have infact chosen my car over women for the next few months. Sad u may think but hey its a break from the snakes!

goddam snakes avec tits !!!!

( hasn't got any bra's to burn, but hay these boxers are nice )