The Emile Heskey Drinking Game Copied from facebook (http://www.facebook.com/?sk=2361831622#!/group.php?gid=382779040096&v=info) THE RULES. Emile is seen walking anywhere on the pitch - two fingers of alcohol Emile is seen sprinting anywhere on the pitch - four fingers of alcohol Emile pulls a face reminicent of Eyore from Winnie the Pooh because he hasn't been given the ball - Three fingers of alcohol Reference is made to Emile's previous playing days under Martin O'Neill - Last one to shout out 'FOXES' has to down their drink Emile's ability to 'hold up the ball' is mentioned - Three fingers of alcohol Emile comes back to defend a free kick/corner and makes a defensive mare - Last one to shout out 'DONKEY' drinks four fingers of alcohol Emile falls over (anywhere on the pitch) - half of all drinks must be downed Emile heads the ball in a directionless fashion, aimed for no one in particular resulting in the ball going out of play - 3 shots Emile scores - all drinks must be downed. If Emile's England days are brought up by a commentator - 1 shot If Emile's potential as a candidate for South Africa are brought up - 3 shots Every time Martin O'Neill repeats the same tactical substitution of Emile for 'Big John' Carew at around the 70th minute - Everyone must down their drinks followed by a standing ovation. Emile misses a sitter or trips over the ball - 3 shots Emile is caught offside - 3 fingers If Emile repeats his "DJ" or "Putter" celebration – Last one to shout out ‘IVANHOE’ downs their drink Any reference to his 'Glory days' when partnering Michael Owen: 1 shot Emile attempts a bicycle kick - Down all drinks Emile SCORES with a bicycle kick – Another round of drinks in and downed. A commentator claims that forwards ‘Love to play with Heskey’ – Three fingers Emile scores a hat trick - 3 pints downed then 3 shots downed, followed by a standing ovation. *SUPER SPECIAL WORLD CUP RULES* A commentator mentions Emile's last England goal against Kazakhstan being his first in seven years - Three fingers A commentator mentions Emile's current domestic barren run stretching back to February - Three fingers A commentator notes that Emile was a 'surprise selection' for the squad - Half drinks downed followed by a standing ovation Emile is referred to as the 'Peter Beardsley' to Wayne Rooney's 'Gary Lineker' - Four fingers England are knocked out and a highlight montage is shown. If at any point, Emile's heartbroken face is displayed - Three shots followed by a tearful group hug with your drinking companions Emile scores the winning penalty in a penalty shootout - ALL drinks downed followed by a mass DJ Celebration Emile scores the winning penalty in a World Cup final shootout - Purchase the most expensive whiskey from the bar, down in one, and fall to your knees in ecstasy because EMILE'S BRINGING FOOTBALL HOME.
