The Daily Mash this website has had me in fucking stitches and made the painful last 2 hours of the weeks work dissolve nicely. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk genius
just looked at this bit hit and miss but some crackers. my favourite is "AMA GONNA GIT ME A NIGGRA, SAYS PALIN" a gem
DO NOT MAKE SOUP WHILE DRIVING, WARNS RAC MAKING soup while driving is incredibly dangerous and should only be attempted after a stiff drink, new research suggests. On busy dual carriageways, stick to salade nicoise The RAC Foundation found average reaction times slowed by 35% when people drove at motorway speeds, while preparing a hearty Scotch broth or creamy lobster bisque.