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  1. Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct Registered User

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    The Crazy Jimi story

    Involving the stamp & spatula

    Did this get posted in the end? Seemed quite common knowledge on friday.

    The dirty bastards.
    Basic Instinct, Jun 13, 2006
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  3. Den

    Den no, seriously.

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    i wasnt there on friday and he still wont say.

    do tell
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    we thought it sounded :

    1) physically impossible
    2) no apparent reason for it to be done, and better places.
    3) whats 'stamps' got to do with it?
    4) and spatulas?
    ManofScience, Jun 13, 2006
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  5. Basic Instinct

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    There were no stamps or statulas :(

    Such a horrible lie.
    Basic Instinct, Jun 13, 2006
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  6. Den

    Den no, seriously.

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    this doesnt explain what happened though now does it
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  7. Basic Instinct

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    apparently, our very own Jimi fell over in the bath :spangled: and his bird started rimming him.

    Quite the anti climax :(
    Basic Instinct, Jun 13, 2006
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    even MORE funny and LESS funny, at the same time, now i see it written down :lol:
    ManofScience, Jun 13, 2006
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: rimming FTW
    Lee, Jun 13, 2006
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    now theres an image :lol:
    eyeball, Jun 13, 2006
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    The rumours were flying - I was questioned all night about this :lol:
    Granty, Jun 13, 2006
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  12. Den

    Den no, seriously.

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    :lol: :lol:


    wasnt worth the three month wait but still fairly funny!
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    wtf is wrong with his bird?!?!?!?
    Yosef Ha'Kohain, Jun 13, 2006
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    you only have to look at her choice of boyfriend to know all is not right :lol:
    eyeball, Jun 13, 2006
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    Prudes.
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  17. eyeball

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    hey, if a girl wants to do that to me, i wouldnt stop her :lol:
    eyeball, Jun 13, 2006
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    it's just the way he's hyped it :lol:


    "y i fel oot the bath, upsid d0wn, ya nar..." :lol: :lol: :lol:
    ManofScience, Jun 13, 2006
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    i would stop her defo my arse is hairy as fuck and it probably stinks. There be now way i'd go near her afterwards.
    Alexander, Jun 13, 2006
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    aye, to be fair i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

    well, actually, psycaholic could have a nosh if he wanted :lol:
    eyeball, Jun 13, 2006
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    ill hav no1 say anything bad about amy on here!
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