The Best Since im not from round 'ere. what clubs in the north east are well worth visiting at some point??
I highly recommend starting your night in the luxurious Pig n Whistle bar located on the Bigg Market. Then on to Pop! Just across the road from it with it's elegant music and generous offering of 'mature' women wearing revealing outfits, it's the perfect place to get into the partying mood! Finish the night getting absolutely wasted in the popular club 'Baja' on the Gateshead side of the Quayside. With classic tunes repeated all night, every night, who wouldn't want to go? You'll also find toilets covered in shit, random old men walking around, and a lighting system that could rival the part-time traffic lights on that roundabout near Silverlink. Afterwards, if you're feeling peckish, head to the burger stand near Baja for some reasonably priced foodstuffs (warning: the burger stand is replaced by some singing Irish woman on certain nights, ask them for a timetable as to when they are there) Then make your way over the Swing Bridge, avoiding the tramps posted at either side of the Bridge who ask for money and the hop in a taxi on the other side. Of course, since you haven't booked it they'll start at £2 before they've even put their foot down on the accelerator. Ahhh....an ideal night out in Newcastle. Warning: This night out would pose a serious risk to personal injury/death, particularly by: 1. Entering the Pig n Whistle 2. Looking at mature old women in Pop! Especially if they're with their (current) partners 3. Eating anything from that stand
as above. nah, not really. all you can say really is foundation coz from what i hear mentioning anywhere else gets your post removed.
You can save yourself dressing up, being threatened, and spending 5 hours of cold, shoulder to shoulder hassle in the toon by doing the following. Purchase 1 litre bottle of Romanoff vodka from corner store - its important you get the cheapest stuff you can find to mimick what they give you in newcastle bars for 3.50 a time in their "coctails"... we're trying to emulate the kind of hangover you get from drinking the filth they give you. Hit yourself repeatedly over the head with a brick, while downing shots of vodka - do this till you have a banging headache and the vodka is drank. walk outside, find a drain and empty the contents of your wallet into it... around 50-60 quid for the average evening in the centre of newcastle. Find a dog toffee in the street, wipe it around the inside of your mouth then go home and fall asleep... .... you will wake up the next day feeling exactly like you would after a standard night out in newcastle - however you did it much more efficiently and quickly.
