Talk to Google "This is only ever online when I am," mews IZB, but I'll make sure it's running on Friday afternoon." Add Google to your MSN contacts and try to communicate with it. The results are weird, but if all the crap we read on the net is true then this is the closest thing to talking to God you'll find without the aid of hallucinogens. http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/chattogoogle/