Tales of a tech-house cowboy

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    Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    I started in a new job recently and got into a conversation with my new boss this morning about previous jobs. She began to tell me about the 'crazy' people at her old job for a company, where the managers and team leaders were always very professional at work, but when it came to party time they used to 'take loads of ecstasy and cocaine' and do 'really mental' things like having acid at 7 o'clock in the morning. I played along and agreed with her that this was unbelievable and unacceptable behaviour from senior members of staff, and that getting pissed at afterparties was definitley the only way for me....

    My boss continued to tell me about all of the wild behaviour of these sick individuals, whilst all along in the back of my mind I was trying to remember who it was who had been telling me that they worked at the same place

    My straight edge boss then proceeded to tell me about the funniest moment at one of these parties, where a certain senior member of staff danced around 'fucked off his face on E's, dressed in a pink tutu'.

    I asked who this 'disgusting' man was, and I couldn't help but laugh for pretty much the rest of my shift...It was our very own tech-house cowboy himself, Mr Graham Laverty! :lol:
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    Re: Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    You started a new job? Why didn't you say?!?!?!
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    Re: Re: Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    Haha, you cunt! At least I will still have one at the end of the month!
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    Re: Re: Re: Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    So will I, for I get sacked in October.

    The thought of laverty in a pink tutu, you just know it actually happened.

    Have a few lol smileys on me for that story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Total semi-on at the thought of Graham Laverty in a tutu :oops:
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    :lol: :lol:

    Go on Michael Ross

    Laverty is a propa liability like!! when he gets the kitty for a staff night out he's lining up a henry n a bottle of vodka for between the bars :lol:
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    Haway man Dan, cheers for putting this on the net!!!

    Im not even sure what the fuck theyre on about tbh, ive never really participated in this sort of banter for this very reason - im a liability and as such dont attend work nights out.

    Drop me the details of who it is in a PM mate, i reckon theyre full of shit tbh!!
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    Star for this?? :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    :lol:

    Laverty :king:

    Dan have you got any video's of Laverty's Garry jaw that you could show your gaffer?
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    Tech-house Cowboy man :lol: What a howl! Dennis the menace x
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    aye.
    To be fair like, those of you that know me know i would never get involved in this sort of caper at an afters. Ill leave it up to you all to make your own judgements.

    :wink:
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    ha ha ha what a crease man

    the adventures of the tech house are circulating the toon.

    lol i like it how out of all of your outfits it was the night of the tutu that made the story.

    but im trying to now rack my brains as to who was there . . .
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    Re: Re: Tales of a tech-house cowboy

    :lol: :lol:

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