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  1. welshman

    welshman TAFFY!

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    Sunderland Joke

    20,000 missing Sunderland fans have turned up safe and well, after being missing for almost 2 years.

    Northumbria Police confirmed today that the fans turned up at the clubs ticket office, in the early hours of Saturday morning, where they purchased tickets for the clubs last league game of the season. All tickets are now sold out.

    Father Phil McCavity, parish priest of Seaburn said, its a miracle. Had the team not won the Championship, who knows if we would ever see these missing souls again.

    The missing fans all seemed to be in good spirits, and seemed healthy and well fed.

    Bob Murray, Chairman of Sunderland, said he was delighted at the safe return of the clubs loyal fans.

    Mick McCarthy was also delighted. He added, now that they are back, hopefully they wont go missing again.

    The clubs safety officer, refused to comment on stories saying that the club will, in future, lock all exits from the ground, before half time, so that fans can not wander out and get lost again.
    welshman, May 4, 2005
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  3. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    We have an average attendance of around 26,000 - 28,000 when little old Cardiff get gates anywhere near that please feel free to comment about our gates/fans, untill then please continue to be jealous as fuck about Sunderland and the fact that they CAN get a gate of 48,000
    DickVanDyk, May 4, 2005
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    Re: Sunderland Joke

    :up: :up: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    mr.K, May 4, 2005
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    Re: Re: Sunderland Joke

    I'm jealous as fuck of the fact they got relegated from the Premiership last time round with the lowest points total ever :lol: :lol:

    sunderland = :lol: :lol: :D
    Conway, May 4, 2005
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    And i'am jealous as fuck of all the trophies Newcastle have won, ohh hang on a minute :monkey:
    DickVanDyk, May 5, 2005
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    We took 4 points of Liverpool in doing so:p
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    Re: Re: Sunderland Joke

    We couldn't get 26,000 if we wanted, dround aint big enough!
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    :lol: :lol:
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  11. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    You guys got a cinema yet? :lol:
    chase, May 5, 2005
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    821
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Sunderland Joke

    you haven't won anything either... apart from the "Coca-Cola Cup" every time your team comes back up the U-bend and gets promptly flushed back down again :D :lol: :lol:
    Conway, May 6, 2005
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    I think if you check the history books you will find we have won a major trophy more recently than you lot.


    :up:



    P.S if you are going to check the history books bear in mind that your club actually did excist before Kevin Keegan arrived cause i know most of you Newcastle fans only jumped on the bandwagon after he was appointed your manager
    DickVanDyk, May 6, 2005
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sunderland Joke

    Which is a a year or 2 before Sunderland as they only seemed to appear once SOL opened.
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    the Coca-Cola league doesn't count as a major trophy :p
    Conway, May 6, 2005
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    I think he may mean the 1973 FA CUP win
    TheSpence, May 6, 2005
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    The whit eh?:rolleyes:
    chase, May 6, 2005
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Are you retarded ?
    DickVanDyk, May 6, 2005
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    And lost 6 points to guess who?
    Ayatollah Terry, May 6, 2005
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sunderland Joke

    Not really, just seeing how easily you bite :p

    If you manage to stay up for the season this time round i'll be impressed.
    Conway, May 7, 2005
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