"strachanisms" hhmm.. i'll put it here. otherwise girls might complain. "STRACHANISMS"... Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around? Strachan: "No! I was asked if I thought I was the right manfor the job and I said, no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!" -------------------- Reporter: Is that your best start to a season? Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure. -------------------- Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team? Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League? -------------------- Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result? Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book. -------------------- Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado's comments in the Press this week? Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish and the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. -------------------- Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you? Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there. -------------------- Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it? Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah. -------------------- Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here? Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down. -------------------- Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up? Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. -------------------- Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon? Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either. -------------------- Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" (then walks off) -------------------- Reporter "in what area did you think Middlesborough dominated. Strachan. "What area? The big green one out there".
He was asked last night for a brief word on whether Celtic could win and go through ... he answered "Yes". The guy asking the ques. didn't know what to do
