Stories When Your Little

Stories When Your Little

I just found out recently that the little kitten Milly i had when i was little neva eva got given to a blind old lady who's cat just got run over n she had lost her best friend.....My dad gave her away! I can't beleive I actually believed that story all these years! Have anybody elses parents done this? Stories any1 can think bout now thinking how was I so gullable?

when my rabbit died it wasn't burried in the field it was thrown in the bin!

My cat got hit by a bin-wagon, I saw it so my mam wasn't able to make up a story

She did tell me that he went to cat heaven tho

my dad was always makig things up when i was little.....

he used to tell me that mushrooms rn away when it got light, so he used to take me mushroom picking in the dark and I used to run around 'chasing' the mushrooms...

he also told me tha haggis's were animals with one leg longer than the other so they could run around mountains easier...

and he told me that when peoples faces are blurred out on tv if you blink really quickly you can see their faces clearly....i didnt kow this was false till he caught me doing it infront of the tv a couple of years bak and nearly pissed himself laughing!

Classic!

Class

when i was 7 my staffordshire bull terrier ran accross the road, got battered head on by a car, rolled over, got back up and carried on running



:evil: NAILZ :evil:

those things have hard heads....my mates staffy cross...head butted a hole in his back door...he also tried to barge thru it!

My Staffordshire eats chairs and other furnishings

I had a pet hare once....my dad brought it home for me (surprisingly he'd been to the pub), it used to chase the cats and you couldnt pick it up without gloves....for ages my dad toldme it was a rabbit.....bastard!

After a few weeks of having a hare, i came home to see it had been replaced with a tiny fluffly bunny.....which died suspiciously a couple of days later.....Im sure my pets were providing lunch for my dad.....

jimmy you have a fine taste in dogs

mine ran *through* our green house full pelt once to get at a pigeon... in one side out the other.. glass everywhere

most friendly dogs ever though imo...

sounds it

They are class, mine is really friendly and greddy as fuck.
My mams moving back to Scotland before the end of the year and taking him with her tho, I will miss his antics

My sister found a stray dog and decided to keep it is a pet. It bit me, my dad, her boyfriend and the paper boy aswell as killing my rabbit I had had for well over 10 years. Bastard

my auntys staffy heard someone breaking into her house when she was out, she came home to find the dog had headbutted and bitten through the kitchen door to get to them... needless to say nothing was stonlen

i know someone with a staffy called naz...he's a fucking evil bastard - he'll b nice 1 minute & then just turn & if u don't shift fast enough he'll have u! ...turned out another mate had his sister & she was also an evil fucker...killing cats, dogs etc as she went.

dogs scare me....

i love dogs but not viscous ones like that...they should just b shot!

sorry

I used to have a Staffy and when anybody lay on the living room floor it used to do one of Chris Benoit's (WWE) finishing moves on you by jumping off the sofa and headbutting you! It was fucking hilarious (and painful).