Stag night pranks

Stag night pranks

What do you lot recomend? Ive already got a great one planned, but he comes on here (paul) and dont want him to see that particular one

*edit* this will probs take place in town, so ill let you know of the date to see what happens to him :laugh:

just get one of those fat, minging strippers and film the lot.

No thats predictable and shit

or get him dressed as the devil and tie him to a lamp post outside of a catholic church.

or

late night easy jet special to somewhere

Re: Stag night pranks

Re: Re: Stag night pranks

Put some immac in his hair gel/wax for a start....

put a turbine on his head and a berd not unlike Osama, then put a bomb harness on him tie him to a lamp post blind folded in the centre of town, with a sign on him saying death to all non-muslims

drive him up to the middle of nowhere, somewhere like Stanhope! and just leave him there!

Definatly Yell, the challenges in that place are great.

When my mate went up for his 21st the dj got 10 lasses on stage and they had to slap my mate in the face. Needless to say, he kept the fatty for last and she proceeded to take my mates head off.

Note: If your mate does this, tell him not to spray the DJ with the fizzy vinegar that he is given as his prize, not good.

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!

I aint having a stag doo now after hearing some of them

As for Yel, Ive worked there dj`d there numerous times and know some of the shit they get upto on stag partoes so needless to say, I wont be going there!!!

Lee, how about we just get a pizza n a couple cans in the house

:camp:

when he falls asleep

fill a jonny with cream shower gell and stick to up his arse

U just wait till the moment he wakes up

We'll leave the insertion to you then mate

:sick:

last new year, one of my mates was wasted, then just passed out! stuck a massive bar of chocolate down his kegs, then stuck the hair dryer on it, so it melted! Woke up running around the house off his tits shouting "ive shit my kegs"

get him completley hammerd so he cant even walk and passes out then tie him to a bed of your choice preferablty one he will not recognise pull his pants round his ankles while hes lying face down and stuff a condom with a bit of spit on it just in the crack of his arse ................ take a few pictures and send them to his wifes parents house ! :evil:

pretty much what I said but...

Some people must not be happy with thier sexuality the reaction I got...

....oh dear.....

Its funny you thinking that you actually have a choice mate