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  1. Rob

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  3. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    haha excellent :lol:

    2 of the questions asked...

    Q: OK, this might seem an odd inquiry, but here goes: My girlfriend whom I have been dating for a year and am deeply in love with is having an affair. I was just tippped off to this by one of her good friends. I was doubtful at first, but this information was confirmed soberly by a second friend whom I trust implicitly. Not only is she having an affair, but it's with a mutual aquaintance. I consider myself to be a fairly perceptive guy, but I had no clue. My quandry is this: I had planned on simply breaking up with her, but in all truth, I am enraged. I feel I deserve justice. And from what I've read, Baron is just what she deserves. My question to you is whether or not you feel that, if I buy Baron and have it shipped to Marissa, that he can be trusted to pull his dark mojo on her or not. I mean, he's supernatural, so there's obviously SOME chance he could find me, yes? I don't wanna mess with no funky evil bear.

    A: She deserves it. Normally I would say yes, but sacrificing your harlot of a girlfriend to him should keep him happy. Did I mention that I'll giftwrap?


    Q: All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,

    A: Dear lord.


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  5. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    missed that:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:
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    A good story

    Although the bear walking up the stairs with a kitchen knife covered in other teddies 'flesh' that he had murdered kinda removed any credibility to it :lol:
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    Q: will i die 7 days after reading this auction?

    A: Yes. I'm sorry.

    :lol:
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    whinney the poo would fuck evil bears shit up
  10. smigs

    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    cant believe there 56 bids on it :lol:

    Not bad for 5 mins of over imagination :p

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