Speeding While racing down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the speed limit) I noticed a policeman with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The scuffer pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yes," said the policeman, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The policeman said "What? ..... a rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The policeman asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge ... " The fine -- 195 The look on his face, PRICELESS
