Sometimes the simplest jokes are the funniest! Sometimes the simplest jokes are the funniest! >A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: >* 2 litres of low fat milk >* a carton of eggs >* 2 litres of orange juice >* a head of lettuce >* half a dozen tomatoes >* a 500g jar of coffee >* a 250g pack of bacon > >As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a >drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in Front of >the cashier. > >While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly >stated,"You must be single." > >The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was >intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. > >She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly >unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to >her marital status. > >Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, >you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" > > >The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." >
