someone please.............. invent a story for us to go out on.... im stuck in the office in this glorious weather! I WANNA GET OUT! some1 must no a good story for the paper????? if not make one up!! *i didnt say that*
erm "northern girl comes ome to find pig type thing in her living room" still not too sure who's it is!!
Re: someone please.............. how's about....... the haymarket bus station is today the scene of mass hysteria. large flying beetles have been spotted stealing kfc burgers from the mouths of hungry passers by! takew it from there.
lmao!! how big are these beetles?? i mean, id have to get a reasonable pic! but aye! its a crackin story! front page material!
"EXTREMELY CAMP KNOW IT ALL MESSAGE BOARD ADMINISTRATOR ABDUCTED BY ALIENS" Scooter/Horse Lookalikey "Smart E" was today missing after his sister noticed a strange light hovering over his house in Wolsingham last night. She states she heard her brother speaking to someone or something in his room just before he dissapeared. Alien: "Get the anal probe ready" Smart E: "Cool!"