Snakes on the brain Killed my first snake today. Crept up and smashed the defenseless fucker over the head with a shovel. The version I'm telling the grankids is different - it was about to attack the cat, so I grabbed it by the tail Samuel L. Jackson style then smashed its head against a wall.
I'm tempted to let it rot away so I can have a snake skeleton, but dont wanna touch it in case its some poisonous bastard
i wouldnt have bothered grabbing it by its tail id have been upto it with a blunt instrument until i was satisfied it had been suffieiently killed. i admire snakes but i wouldnt touch the cunts
Haha, my lass nearly killed me when she seen that up, luckily for me you didn't have time to quote it