Snakes on the brain

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  1. Ferox

    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Snakes on the brain

    Killed my first snake today. Crept up and smashed the defenseless fucker over the head with a shovel.

    The version I'm telling the grankids is different - it was about to attack the cat, so I grabbed it by the tail Samuel L. Jackson style then smashed its head against a wall.
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  3. Dan Hawkins

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    are you gonna keep it and use it as a belt?
  4. Ferox

    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    I'm tempted to let it rot away so I can have a snake skeleton, but dont wanna touch it in case its some poisonous bastard
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    Kill a few more and make some boots :D
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    unusual snakes over there mate, looks like they can out-piss a shire horse too!!
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    Nimmy Jail would be proud!!!!!!!!!!
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    i wouldnt have bothered grabbing it by its tail id have been upto it with a blunt instrument until i was satisfied it had been suffieiently killed. i admire snakes but i wouldnt touch the cunts
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    Haha, my lass nearly killed me when she seen that up, luckily for me you didn't have time to quote it :lol:
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    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Was quite a big fucker, good meter and a half ('The Long Dong Sliver')

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    :lol:

    i wish i'd saved the photo so i could really drop u in it :p
    that is a canny snake tho!
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    THE MURDERED SNAKE AT THE HANDS OF FEROX WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD SO IT CAN DANCE LIKE ME.

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