Sleep Paralysis.

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  1. MistaK

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    Sleep Paralysis.

    :mad:

    Right, it's been happening for a while now - but now it's starting to get irratating because i seem to stay in a mad state for a alot longer - and the effects seem to vary massively. and it's happening like twice a week now!

    E.G

    last night i was drifting off to sleep when it seemed like i was plunged suddenly into a dream, and it was me seemingly being slid around my bedroom floor on my back really forcefully in circles - as if i was being hoyed about by a polterguist (sp?). This wasnt as horrific as then having the horrible realisation that i wasnt really quite asleep and then clicked out of it and found myself on my bed again - where i was conscience only 2 minutes prior, yet not awake - but not really asleep (its really fucking hard to explain).

    this is the mad part - because i then registered this part as the sleep paralysis bit, and i've been trying to accept it and see how far i can take it, apparently it can be really insightful and spiritual according to some nutters, i have not found this to be true as yet.

    however this time, i was indeed within paralysis but my left arm and my right leg were still actually controllable! this was horrific since i could sort of see myself flailing about like a disabled cod for no apparent reason but to prove to myself what a silly situation this might seem to an outsider.

    i'm actually contemplating staying up for the next 3 weeks just to avoid it

    :cry:
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  3. Rory Space

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    realistically am lost for words to that :spangled:
  4. MistaK

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    aye it's a tad mad mate :wink:

    they'll be sending me to the loony bin soon :up:

    keep on raving mate and i'm sure you experiance it, i'm blaming the early summer clubbing and shift work :lol:
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    Sounds quite enjoyable to me! Wouldn't mind it happening at work or something...
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    Tie the hoover to your back and do ya mam a favour. :)
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    You can usually bring it on by sleeping on your back after a massive session with your legs raised above your head and with the light on. So basically dont do any of the above and you shouldnt get it. :lol:
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    i had a shit kip too, but thats just because my mattress is like brighton beach.

    are you sure stu didnt slip some ket into your cider after i left ? :lol:
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    At least your getting some sleep now and not suffering from Insomnia :up:
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    i used to get very similar things happening , used to think it was a bogie man in my old house . very scarey , then reliesed is was fun , then reliesed its was taking to many drugs and lack of sleep to the highest degree.


    ive decided now to have 1 very heavy binge per month :up:
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    Had this only happen to me when I was 22 and only the once but I remember at the time it scared the shit out of me at the time since I had never read up about sleep paralysis.

    Felt like I was being pinned down and I remember that in my instance I was lying on my front and couldn't turn my head.

    A bit of an obscure fact (that I choose to remember out of being a geek) but interesting nonetheless - I remember reading that in the dark ages people associated the sensation with visitations by succubi/incubi.

    Those are the spirits that supposedly have sex with you in exchange for your soul.

    :p
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    Re: Sleep Paralysis.

    The medical world seem to be in agreement that this is brought on by too much mirror gazing and consumption of protien shakes
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    Re: Re: Sleep Paralysis.

    totally mate, took that right on board. :rolleyes:
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    nah mate, this was the night before :up:

    (it wouldent surprise me tho :lol: )
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    stop caining it then you can control it!

    i had it a few weeks ago, i thought one side of my body was working and i thought i was hitting and kicking mick to wake him up but he said i wasnt moving. was the worst I have had it for a long time.

    a few years back when i was out every weekend i had an old lady sitting on the end of my bed once, she had maggots crawling all over her face too :(
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