Sing A Song City (about Sun Jihai) Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai He's little and he's nippy and his Dad has got a chipee Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai For M Petit He's blond He's quick His names a porno flick Emmanuelle!, Emmanuelle! After Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia: Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams Opposing fans when Ron Atkinson was in charge of WBA (Tune of Da Do Ron Ron) "Who's the fattest b*****d in Division 1, its you Ron, Ron, Ron, its you Ron, Ron" Arsenal fans at Highbury to visiting Man U fans "Home in 5 minutes You'll all be home in 5 minutes, Home in fiiiive minutes, You'll all be home in 5 minutes" For England Fans everywhere: (Tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain')> If Heskey plays for England so can i If Heskey plays for England so can I Sheff Utd v Ipswich, when Ipswich were having a poor season: United Fans: "We hate Wednesday - we hate Wednesday" Ipswich Fans: "We hate Saturday - we hate Saturday" Scotland fans to Norwegians in Bordeaux, France '98: "Save the whale, save the whale We're the famous Tartan Army and we're here to save the whale" Liverpool (Tune of Blame It On The Boogie) "Don't blame it on Smicer, Don't blame it on Dudek, Don't blame it on Biscan, Blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet!" Southampton "Knowing me, knowing you, Pa-hars!" Cardiff City fans when Alan Lee shot/crossed past the Derby keeper last week. "Lets all do the Seaman" (while waving their arms around the air) And on the same subject, Man City fans to David Seaman:"Get your hair cut for the lads"
Wheres " one senial bastard" to Bobby Robson ????? " one senial bastard, one senial bastard with his pension book and his zimmer frame, bobby robsons pissed himself again" Prepares for anti Sunderland songs galore
found these on a footy website. they are songs from chelsea fans. pure class: --------- "Your going home in a combine harvester" (against Bristol City) --------- "Live round the corner, you only live round the corner" (To Manchester United fans) --------- "He's only a poor little Yiddo, Who stands at the back of the shelf. He goes to the bar, to buy a lager, and only buys one for his self. He's only a poor little yiddo, yiddo, yiddo." --------- "Does the Social Does the Social Does the Social know you're here? Does the Social know you're here?" (At a coach of liverpool fans last year) --------- To the tune of 'Ghostbusters' "Who we gonna kill? Scouse bastards" --------- "You can stick your ****ing doners up your arse You can stick your ****ing doners up your arse You can stick your ****ing doners Stick your ****ing doners Stick your ****ing doners up your arse" followed by "You're Shish and you know you are You're Shish and you know you are You're Shish and you know you are You're Shish and you know you are " (To Galatasary fans the night we beat them 5-0) --------- "Leave the alloys Leave the alloys Leave the alloys on my car Leave the alloys on my car" (At anfield in 99) --------- "He's fat, he's queer He takes it up the rear Elton John, Elton John" (Against Watford a few years ago)
Yiddo means Jewish. They used to sing that about Spurs, because Spurs have a large Jewish following. They've stopped the anti-Semitic chanting now that Abramovich has taken over (he's Jewish).
Gary Mac the Knife (created after Gary Mac's last minute free kick over the Blueshite a couple of years back) Easter monday at the shit pit Blue scum crying what a sight Walking wounded, gaping gashes Left by Gary Mac 'The knife'. Twisted faces spitting venom Season tickets torn to shreds Smashed up bus stops, housewives beaten As reds lay wanking in their beds. Round to my house all the boys came We wont go that, pit no more Woke the kids up doin the conga At twenty five past fucking four. Two were hanging from the lampshade Another clung to the curtain pole I got my head stuck in the ceiling When Gary scored that fucking goal. Oh what a party , what a scoreline I've never been so fucking pissed Andrew Lloyd Webber, Walt fucking Disney Couldn't have wrote a better script. Crying bastards chipped up arseholes Wondering? Why? All round the ground You disrespected the minutes silence So boy what goes round comes around! You are the pimple on our arseholes You're the shite between our toes You're the skidmarks in our undies And the bogies up our nose. On the front of every programme Kenwright productions proudly present A puppet show for all the children Every Saturday at 3 pm. Now im so happy im doin strange things Last night I even kissed the wife Said "excuse me" when I farted Because of Gary Mac The kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! ..........Look out ole Gary's back in town
The Blaydon Races, Scouser style Oh me lads we're never off the tele We hate the fucking coppers Cos they murdered Jimmy Kelly United are the bastards City are the runners And when we get to Highbury We'll kick fuck out of the Gunners Newcastle Brown it has to be a winner Twenty five pints on a Saturday night And twelve for Sunday dinner We taught the geordies how to sing We taught them how to sup But most of all we taught them How to lift the FA Cup
Still the best song ever has to be......... Van.... Persie....... when a girl says no.... molester her (artful dodger tune bo Selecta)
Sung to man utd's korean international sun jie park... Park,Park whever you maybe, You eat dogs in your home country Though it could be worse, you could be scouse, Eating rats in your council house!
The next verse is... Heinze, Heinze wherever you may be, He is the king of variety, He wears number four, he doesnt wear eleven He should wear number fifty seven
at old trafford in responce to them singing always look on the bright side of life the responce always look on the runway for ice some proper nasty ones in the 80s mind