Sing A Song

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  1. TheSpence

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    Sing A Song

    City (about Sun Jihai)
    Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai He's
    little and he's nippy and his Dad has got a chipee Singing ki yi yippy Sun Jihai

    For M Petit He's blond He's quick His names a porno flick
    Emmanuelle!, Emmanuelle!

    After Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia:
    Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

    Opposing fans when Ron Atkinson was in charge of WBA (Tune of Da Do
    Ron
    Ron) "Who's the fattest b*****d in Division 1, its you Ron, Ron,
    Ron, its you Ron, Ron"

    Arsenal fans at Highbury to visiting Man U fans
    "Home in 5 minutes You'll all be home in 5 minutes, Home in fiiiive
    minutes, You'll all be home in 5 minutes"

    For England Fans everywhere: (Tune of 'She'll be coming round the
    mountain')> If Heskey plays for England so can i If Heskey plays for England so
    can I

    Sheff Utd v Ipswich, when Ipswich were having a poor season: United
    Fans: "We hate Wednesday - we hate Wednesday" Ipswich Fans: "We
    hate Saturday - we hate Saturday"

    Scotland fans to Norwegians in Bordeaux, France '98:
    "Save the whale, save the whale We're the famous Tartan Army and we're
    here to save the whale"

    Liverpool (Tune of Blame It On The Boogie)
    "Don't blame it on Smicer, Don't blame it on Dudek, Don't blame it on
    Biscan, Blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just
    can't control his feet!"

    Southampton
    "Knowing me, knowing you, Pa-hars!"

    Cardiff City fans when Alan Lee shot/crossed past the Derby keeper
    last week. "Lets all do the Seaman" (while waving their arms around the air)
    And on the same subject, Man City fans to David Seaman:"Get your hair cut for the lads"
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    Wheres " one senial bastard" to Bobby Robson ?????

    " one senial bastard, one senial bastard with his pension book and his zimmer frame, bobby robsons pissed himself again"

    Prepares for anti Sunderland songs galore :)
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    quality chants the spence...kepp 'em coming!!! :D
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    found these on a footy website.

    they are songs from chelsea fans. pure class:


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    "Your going home in a combine harvester"

    (against Bristol City)

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    "Live round the corner,
    you only live round the corner"

    (To Manchester United fans)

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    "He's only a poor little Yiddo,
    Who stands at the back of the shelf.
    He goes to the bar,
    to buy a lager,
    and only buys one for his self.

    He's only a poor little yiddo, yiddo, yiddo."

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    "Does the Social
    Does the Social
    Does the Social know you're here?
    Does the Social know you're here?"

    (At a coach of liverpool fans last year)

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    To the tune of 'Ghostbusters'

    "Who we gonna kill?
    Scouse bastards"

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    "You can stick your ****ing doners up your arse
    You can stick your ****ing doners up your arse
    You can stick your ****ing doners
    Stick your ****ing doners
    Stick your ****ing doners up your arse"

    followed by

    "You're Shish and you know you are
    You're Shish and you know you are
    You're Shish and you know you are
    You're Shish and you know you are "

    (To Galatasary fans the night we beat them 5-0)

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    "Leave the alloys
    Leave the alloys
    Leave the alloys on my car
    Leave the alloys on my car"

    (At anfield in 99)

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    "He's fat, he's queer
    He takes it up the rear
    Elton John, Elton John"

    (Against Watford a few years ago)
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    class
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    "YOU ARE SUNDERLAND,YOU ARE SUNDERLAND,YOU ARE SUNDERLAND" sang to a piece of shit:D
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    Yiddo means Jewish. They used to sing that about Spurs, because Spurs have a large Jewish following. They've stopped the anti-Semitic chanting now that Abramovich has taken over (he's Jewish).
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    Gary Mac the Knife (created after Gary Mac's last minute free kick over the Blueshite a couple of years back)

    Easter monday at the shit pit
    Blue scum crying what a sight
    Walking wounded, gaping gashes
    Left by Gary Mac 'The knife'.

    Twisted faces spitting venom
    Season tickets torn to shreds
    Smashed up bus stops, housewives beaten
    As reds lay wanking in their beds.

    Round to my house all the boys came
    We wont go that, pit no more
    Woke the kids up doin the conga
    At twenty five past fucking four.

    Two were hanging from the lampshade
    Another clung to the curtain pole
    I got my head stuck in the ceiling
    When Gary scored that fucking goal.

    Oh what a party , what a scoreline
    I've never been so fucking pissed
    Andrew Lloyd Webber, Walt fucking Disney
    Couldn't have wrote a better script.

    Crying bastards chipped up arseholes
    Wondering? Why? All round the ground
    You disrespected the minutes silence
    So boy what goes round comes around!

    You are the pimple on our arseholes
    You're the shite between our toes
    You're the skidmarks in our undies
    And the bogies up our nose.

    On the front of every programme
    Kenwright productions proudly present
    A puppet show for all the children
    Every Saturday at 3 pm.

    Now im so happy im doin strange things
    Last night I even kissed the wife
    Said "excuse me" when I farted
    Because of Gary Mac The kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!

    ..........Look out ole Gary's back in town
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    The Blaydon Races, Scouser style

    Oh me lads we're never off the tele
    We hate the fucking coppers
    Cos they murdered Jimmy Kelly
    United are the bastards
    City are the runners
    And when we get to Highbury
    We'll kick fuck out of the Gunners

    Newcastle Brown it has to be a winner
    Twenty five pints on a Saturday night
    And twelve for Sunday dinner
    We taught the geordies how to sing
    We taught them how to sup
    But most of all we taught them
    How to lift the FA Cup
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    Chomp Chomp Chomp
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    Still the best song ever has to be.........



    Van.... Persie....... when a girl says no.... molester her
    (artful dodger tune bo Selecta)

    :lol: :love:
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    Sung to man utd's korean international sun jie park...

    Park,Park whever you maybe,
    You eat dogs in your home country

    Though it could be worse, you could be scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house!
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    Keeping to the plan
    The next verse is...

    Heinze, Heinze wherever you may be,
    He is the king of variety,
    He wears number four, he doesnt wear eleven
    He should wear number fifty seven


    :lol:
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    at old trafford in responce to them singing
    always look on the bright side of life

    the responce


    always look on the runway for ice





    some proper nasty ones in the 80s mind

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