Silly names

Silly names

EXCELLENT FUN FOR YOUR INNER CHILD!
This only takes a minute and its funny, if not a bit immature
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following
is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is -

Goober Chickenshorts.


Mine is Buttercup Bubble Butt. Nicccce.

loopy bubble brain, hahaha me all over

Crusty Cootiebrain! Erm, ok!

Loopy Giggle-Hiney

tootie girdlechunks!!!

Snotty Rhino Tush.....charming

poopsie liverchunks. eh!!! lol

why do I have to be Squeezit Bubblefanny?

Much less normal than Claire

Can we put these names on our badges for tomorrow night?

Oprah GizzardNose

gidget bubblebuns

so it's not 'mozza diamond encrusted pc better than sarah sanchez?'

Dorky Cootie Brain

thats just my middle name

'cheeseball apple sniffer' :spangled:

'dorky chickenshorts'

id have to get one like that

what makes it worse is that i seem to be related to George dubbya

Hahaha. Class! You just know you're going to regret telling me that!

If you had told me before Friday, I would have made a badge!

Get Rob to make it ur username on here.

Not that I'm much better like, I'm Crusty Cootiebrain!

Loopy Cootiesniffer

dorkey bubble nose...wots goin on there like ??