sickies

sickies

HELP

I need a decent excuse to pull a sickie morro

any help please

preferably 1 i wont get lifted for please

someone died

no that would temp fait

Say youve got the shits, cant argue with that

Nits.

Re: sickies

you had an epileptic fit? its too sensitive for your gaffer to say anymore on the matter

Re: Re: sickies

sounds like the boyo u tryed that 1 before???

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na i havent like, but this kid i work with reels off mint sickie excuses all the time. thats one of his

Nanna Died
Shits
Got Burgled

Make sure you smoke and drink loads tonight so you can pull off the perfect "ill" voice when you call in!

snapped your banjo string

Youve become a dad

go in, then get someone to call the office/reception saying there's a family emergency and you'll have to go home

add the word 'private' or 'personal' to the beginning of the sentence and you wont have to come up with a dodgy excuse either

i tried that with a colleague, he called the office from the phone in the canteen during morning break - i was out the door minutes later, trying to look all concerned

"It was the last Promise on friday, so i wont make it in to work tomorrow"

Classic

bit drastic!

please tell me someone actually used this??

Na mate, unfortunately not

After the last Promise there was a few of us still going on monday and all rang in sick, and we were daring each other to use the line though noone would. For the best really, as i dare say we would have been unemployed by 9.05am if we had

sounds pretty decent that like

i can use it in a few weeks like

Want me to ring?