Shock News!!! MAN UTD FANS FOUIND WITHIN AN TWO HOURS OF MANCHESTER!! Whilst watching the skum vs leeds game in a pub in chester on saturday i realized on two occaisions (they were, of course, silent the rest of the match) there were man utd scally fans in the very same pub; the first of these was when they scored, and the second was at the end of the game when one of the freaks decided to pour a pint over my head!! Sadly he was so bent a significant amount of it went over my totally impartial girlfriend, who had been sat next to me, probably embarassed at me making donkey noises everytime van nistelrooy missed.. ps SMITH Well done last two matches have been much better ... shame we are bottom again, but still confident we can get out of it, if we do it could be the three promoted clubs going down??
no, i was quite shocked for about a second, and by then he had run off he obviously couldn't take they've lost the title this time
