Shameful Things You'd Like To Forget

Shameful Things You'd Like To Forget

What things have YOU done, that u look back on now and cringe at, and make u wish u had a DeLorean to go back time in and stop yourself doing

Mine occured to me on Christmas Eve - i was up at midnight, being sensible, putting the lights out and the TV off - and saw Midnight Mass was on on BBC1 and reminded me of a drunken Christmas Eve when i was 16 i think...

Walking home, with a few mates, lashed on Special Brew and 'Thunderbirds' ( blue label i think...) and a few at a local pub that would serve us, we noticed that a small, local church was letting people in for Midnight Mass - What a giggle we thought - Lets Go in!

Que 5 pissed rock t-shirt wearing pillocks, at the back, giggling, farting, lighting tabs, pretending to polish* a bald blokes head who was standing in the row infront of me for quarter of an hour till they had to stop the mass and ask us to leave. We had it away with an Urn with plastic cheese plant inside - only to leave it in the middle of the road outside....

i'm going to hell for those 15 minutes of my life - and i deserve it. I wish i could somehow make myself forget that incident forever - and i'm trying with the drink, smoke and drugs i take... i'm really trying..... so embarassing.

The Shame

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* Polish - Breath on my hand and then make a polishing jesture over the chaps head while making an amusing squeaking noise - much to my mates delight

All the many many many times Ive fallen over! Infact everything I do I am so clumsy there is too many to mention. Possibly falling down the stairs at godskitchen on 4 plastic bottles is quite high in the list...on jumping off something in the bar shaggys and slapping down like a beached whale on my belly....or maybe spilling a bright red drink down my white top at godskitchen as soon as I got there

only walked into the wrong house pissed and seen the next door neighbour ramming it home with his wife could of stomached it if they were younguns but in their 50's oh my god i feel sick now :blush:

gutting

every drunken night

gutted

when i was working in scotland me and me mates all come in from the pub arseholed and we all piled in the hall way well there was a plumber fixing a leaky radiator and he was crouched down well i walked passed him and farted right in his face oh he wasnt happy any way all me mates were pissing them selves but the poor plumber got it again off the last one in oh he just got his stuff and done one cheeky jordie bastards he said we all went into the lounge and the land lady came in have you seen the plumber well that was it she saw the funny side shame the plumber never he he

05-01-06 @ 01:42 AM I stopped breathing.

dan mate

still makes me piss myself eveytime i hear that one.

Sleepwalking around the Ibis in Manchester bollock naked is high up the list.

Probably at Bewley Park when I was 11, when my trousers came down at the Jungle Gym and everyone saw my naked bottom.

Every time I drink I end up doing something I regret.. really that should tell me to give up alcohol.

Like getting caught necking on with nucastle.co.uk board members in photo forum.

Re: Shameful Things You'd Like To Forget

Every midnight mass i go to, i wait for someone to do something like that but its never happened yet.

I actually laughed out loud at that...I ALWAYS check a mirror after eating places like this because Im the type of person that would happen to!

Ive got one actually (Katie will remember this and probably laugh hysterically for 10 mins) when we were in year 4 and I went into the swimming gala for the 50 meter breast stroke FORGETTING I COULDN'T ACTUALLY SWIM! My whole class and 4 other first schools all watching me and 3 others doing the swim....me half drowning...having to do the "mushroom" position where u tuck your arms and knees in so you float to the top of the water and then gettin hooked out by this big rod like a drowned rat! With EVERY1 watching me...everyone actually remembered in high school from other schools

Also being shit at french and going into my gcse nervous and when being asked to describe my mum saying ma mere grand (couldnt remember the word for skinny big was thr first one that came into my head) then when I went to say she had black hair (which she actually doesnt I also forgot the word for brown) I forgot the word for hair which resulted in

MA MERE GRAND ET NOIR!!

yes I described my mum as BIG AND BLACK!! Im sure that went down well in the examination room!!

jesus, me being me i have sooooo bloody many, i really would be here all day even trying to recall a few of them!! these things happen so often to me that i dont even bother remembering them anymore!!

Recently when I went to this posh hotel in harrogate with Katie etc and went downstairs in like a pair of hot pants or something when drunk and the hotel man came and told me to go and put some clothes on as it wasn't appropriate for other customers was also VERY shameful!

Was it shorts actually Katie? Or the short dressing gown? I forget? Remember the man ringing our room! and I answered the phone rr god that was a nightmare the whole experience!!