Sex noise

Sex noise

What is an acceptable level of noise to be made during sex??

I am only asking because I've been having trouble sleeping since coming back due to jetlag and when I finally drifted off to sleep last night i was rudely awoken at 4.30am by a couple having the loudest possible sex ever. At first I thought it was a porn movie on full blast due to the loudness and the actual screams coming from them until I heard the bed banging off the wall.

I am sure they must have been making a porn movie as to me there is no need whatsoever to make that much noise, I couldn't even work out which room it was coming from cos it was echoing so much, at one point the lass was even shouting, Ja, Ja, Ja

it took me ages to get back to sleep again

So what is acceptable and what would make you think it was a bit over the top?

at ja ja ja

Re: Sex noise

Phone the environmental health people NOISE POLLUTIIIIOOOONNNNN

I know even I managed a laugh at that even though I was annoyed at being woke up I think the bloke was doing some sort of role play type thing but couldn't hear the words as I'd turned on my music by that point

I bet it was the bloody chinese downstairs they're a right bunch of kinky devils

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That sounds like someone was rigorously knocking one off to a German porn movie there, hence the banging of the headboard

was it Marce?


naughty boy.

let people be free and easy and have fun u moaning old bag

:angel2:

No-one has actually answered her question.

Its for this very reason that I looked into soundproofing my flat so the nice middle aged lady upstairs couldn't hear the noises emitted.

I suppose you can make as much noise as you please.. tbh would you really think about it during the act?

Chandler you dark horse!

did you flick off to the noise?

ERGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JAMESSS!!!!!!

LMAO.. wonder how many blokes didn't think that one..

:angel2:

Somethings just have to be done..
Once I'd looked into it though it was too late as the ceiling had been fixed.. therefore she will just have to put up with the noise

u cant really have a go at ur neighbour for makin to much noise in the sack,,,,

id shake his hand instead for making her toes curl!!!

after he'd washed them of course

I just thought that this was a bit over the top kinda noise, a few groans or yelps would've been OK, but top of the voice screams and german porn star shouting at 4.30 in the morning when I;m jetlagged didn't go down too well

Will just have to get my own back

fire with fire eh?

judgeing by your annoyance in this thread he obviously did summit right!!

Too right Just hope they're still living there by the time I get a chance to repay them

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schnell! schnell!

I'd far rather be woken up by the couple next door playing a game of 'hide the sausage' than some of the shit goin off round here after dark... when the lights go down in Liverpool its like something out of Escape from New York..