Seamus and Murphy

Seamus and Murphy

> Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
> Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
>
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
> butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said "Are you
> crazy?
>
> Now we don't have any money left at all!
>
> Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me" He went into the pub
> where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of
> Jamieson Whisky.
>
> Seamus! said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
> be in? We haven't got any money!!"
>
> Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!
>
> They downed their drinks.
>
> Murphy said "OK now, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you
> go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
>
> The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.They
> continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
> free.
>
> At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more
> o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!" Murphy said "How do you
> think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."