Scouse joke A teacher is starting at a new school, and wants to set it straight right away that she supports Liverpool. ''Raise your hands if you also support Liverpool'' She said. Everyone in the classroom raises their hand but one little girl. ''Mary, why did you not raise your hand?'' ''Because i support United Miss, and am proud of it'' ''Why do you support United dear Mary?'' She asked, a little annoyed. ''My Mum does, and so does my Dad, so i do!'' Mary replied ''You should be a Liverpool supporter. Do you do everything your Mum and Dad do?!'' The teacher said ''Yes, Miss'' ''Well.......What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was an drug addict and a car theif?!'' ''Then Miss'' Mary Smiled...''I would support Liverpool''
