Sad but funny... Newcastle are delighted to announce that their trio of exciting deadline day captures will be paraded in front of the world's press and the Toon Army over the weekend. However, due to a prior booking, this major event has had to be relocated from SJP to a new venue as follows:see picture Extra metros will run this evening - to get drunken Newcastle supporters home safely from a night seeking solace in city ale houses. Don't forget - as well as taking the piss, the club also sell it. Why not have a pint in Shearer's Bar?
