Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. Anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Check your oil now and then, it's important and not that hard to do. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - but not both. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Re: Re: Re: Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... the seat Its just very picky i mean whats the difference if a lad does it or a lass? Its stoopid it only takes a millisecond or were you getting at something else? sorry im a little thick
Nice one Si ... true to ALL of the above - please take heed ladies, else you mess with our heads.. @ Miss Messy - Aye i got that one.. but it's easier said than done!
Re: Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... [/B][/QUOTE]im in a mood for an arguement so here goes!!!!
Re: Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... LMAO and so true.......... thats mint!! totally clued up now Si......cheers
Too right!!!!! I think its about time there was a bit more Men power!!!!!!! Come on lads lets start a picket!!! All those who what to join in sign below!
