Road Rage Cyclist Today while driving I took a sharp corner while in line with a day glow cyclist.. probs nearly squashed him against a railing but so fuck, he doesn’t pay road tax.... anyway I am sat at lights on my phone and the cunt rides alongside me (my window was down) "you bloody tried to kill me" said this middle aged bloke "blar blar blar"......."FUCK YOU" i said to him laughing...... (still on phone to the bank at time) He went into a rage and grabbed my right side rear view mirror and tried to snap it off!! trhe mirror twisted around cos its on a hinge... "You fucker!! i shouted throwing down my phone and the lights where on green..i accelerated as fast as possible trying to run the fucker over but he mounted the kerb so I pulled over and he pelted up a street heres me standing in the East end shouting "FAAAGGGGGGGOORT" in front of dozens of shoppers I pegged back to the car and screeched all over the place looking for him i was pulling out of a side street when i saw the same dayglow vest and bike coming down towards me........ i bided my time and intended to kick him off the bike and do him in front of the traffic jam that was there....... jumped out of the ute at the last second and the bike swearved like fuck and the woman screamed WRONG FUCKING BIKE!!!! Only when i got back to the Ute i realized i had been on phone to the woman from the bank when i shouted FUCK YOU!!! she hasnt rang me back
There was fucking dozens of day glow bike riders on the way back you dont notice them till your going to kill one of them!! I wonder what everyone in the traffic thought when i pounced on a nun on a bike !!!
Heard them talking about road cyclists on the radio this morning and they were referring to them as "lycra louts" Deffo give them a ring.
''fuck him, they dont pay road tax'' so that means they have to be subject being run over due to what sounds like shit driving/not paying attention?! Thats a new one. The last person to think he was clever with a cyclist out of out saturday morning gang popped a full lemonade bottle of this lads head who was in our group only to be stuck behind a bus half a mile down the road, to say the expression his and his mates faces had changed when we got up to their van and off the bikes would be an understatment. But seeing as the blokey in town was an older guy thats ok.... just drive properly = no problems.
I have to agree i've had some nightmares wth cyclists, mainly in the sandyford area, the queues of traffic down sandyford road just because a cyclist is virtually in the middle of the road gets daft at times. Especially when they could just ride on the pavement until the roads widen again. I'm sure cyclists have there hang ups about drivers too............
