ritz A Man staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering Sexual services from a telephone box in Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A Lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance. The Gentleman says: "I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag, followed By doggy style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit w*nk, Is that OK? The lady says: "It sounds interesting, Sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first?
