riddle me this X-RATED RIDDLES > > Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? > A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. > > =============================================== > Q. What's a mixed feeling? > A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. > > ============================================= > Q. What's the height of conceit? > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. > > ============================================ > > Q. What's the definition of macho? > A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. > > ============================================= > Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? > A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball > > ================================================ > Q.Why is divorce so expensive? > A. Because it's worth it! > > ============================================= > Q. What is a Yankee? > A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > =========================================== > Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? > A. They both like a tight seal. > > =========================================== > Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? > > A. Their balls are just for decoration. > > ============================================= > Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? > A. About three inches. > > =========================================== > Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? > A. For traction in the mud. > > ============================================= > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? > A. The grip. > > ============================================= > Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? > A. It's not hard. > > =========================================== > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? > A: Kick his sister in the jaw. > > =========================================== > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? > A: 45 pounds. > > ========================================== > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? > A: 45 minutes. > > ============================================ > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > A: Breasts don't have eyes. > > ============================================= > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? > A. The swallow. > > ============================================ > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. > > ============================================ > Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? > A . They don't have balls to scratch! > > ===========================================
