Revenge

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    Revenge

    Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their
    virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they
    wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted
    to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on
    the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to
    spend anytime they could together.



    As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never
    be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the
    letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his
    messages.

    Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He
    didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and
    emails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed
    with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to
    get him off her back.



    So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her
    sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her
    old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend,
    leave me alone."

    Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more
    so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.



    He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and
    Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!"
    and mailed the picture to her parents



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