Random Wankers....

Random Wankers....

Was sitting in Sea tonight, having a few drinks with a mate of mine who I ain't seen in a while, having a laugh etc.

Out of nowhrere, this bloke came over..."You fucking laughing at me dancing to westlife eh eh?!?!?"

I was like..."nah mate, just laughing amongst ourselves...."

"Were you fuck, u calling me a liar??"

"nah mate, seriously, just laughing amongst ourselves"

"Aye, you're fucking c*nts, see off ur drinks, ill see you both outside"

By this time im thinking....shit...this guy is serious....

Tried to explain that we didnt mock him....he had none of it! He followed us on our way out and blabbed some more....bouncer ended up blocking him and telling us to be on our way.....

Never experienced anything like that...totally no reason for it....

What u supposed to do??

Nowt happened like but could have been bad cos he was with mates....

No need for shit like that, spoiled my nite a bit

What did Zach / Slater say ??

Sadly their assistance wasnt available this evening!

yeah that happened to me in the pub a week ago his mate had lost his phone so he is goin wild saying he will knock me and my mates out. Then he came over to me and said what im I staring at and i said im not staring at anything so he said out side right now. Then he asked me about the phone and I said knew nought about it. The phone was behind one of the chairs and then he said sorry to me staright away my mates said if I had of stood up he would of been shittin himself. Anyway he was drunk and I couldnt be bothered with a fight.

Arseholes man!

shud of told 'if u talk to me like that again im gonna rip your heart out with a desert spoon and make u eat the fucker, u wanker'

that wud of shocked him a bit i reckon!

i good one i always find works is 'two minutes mate while i stand up, and after that, im going to rip your arm off and beat you to death with it'

another classic....my bro was on a train at 12pm one night and these 2 lads got on, and one was wearing sunglasses, and they sat opposite him....him being him was staring at them, coz hes just like that, and the one with the sunglasses on said 'have u got a fucking problem mate...you keep looking at me' and my brother replied with....

'yeah, infact i do have a problem, im just trying to decide whether i should strangle you with them sunglasses, or stab you to death with them'

such tact!!

12 am one morning by any chance?

Re: Random Wankers....

sounds like he'd had a g of sniff mate

fuck off smart arse.

no, really, fuck off.

since jambon and revel said so.

i think that one was a bit over your head...

thats nice.

i hope you're going to offer me free JD's all night for reading that post then!

id expect more than that for having to put up with your patter for the night!

id rather not.

girls eh whingybastards