*random alert* ok...im bored....so have decided to b random and ask everyone for a turn on and a turn off. so...what gets you going? what makes you want to hurl? single people, use this to your advantage...go on then!
Turn on - 'cute eyes' dont ask me how you can have cute eyes, you just can... eyes are my personal first thing i look at in a person, and girls can use their eyes to make em look cute, and it just entrances me Turn off - Drunken letches (yes, its not just males who can be letcherous!) they just dont interest me in the least (unless im in a drunken mess too ) :groovy:
One turn on for me would have to be erm .... oh I know, having my ears kissed, mmmmmmmm, very very nice. Or being woken up by a gorgeous bloke who wants sex!!!! Which hopefully might get to happen quite regularly now!!!
ok...turn ons - martin when hes cum out the shower martin when hes just woken up martin when hes all dressed up smart martin when hes all cyber martin when hes asleep bryl cream roman centurians turn offs - feet chest rugs hair with wax instead of gel
Aye .. I've experienced that one before ... yuk! Just kills the momoent and all you can think is 'ok..gotta get outta here' (and just to add fuel to the fire.. this happened in sunderland - not to say all mackem lasses are like that but bloody hell this lass was terrible!)
on- belly fluff hairy men massages dirty talk smell of body shop nut body cream/petrol melted toffee cadburys crunchie (they fizz dontcha know ) off - :evil: feet cold sandals + socks lycra im not strange.:groovy:
