Racing Granny Ethel Racing Granny Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and >>> > > > loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel >>> > > > and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. >>> > > > >>> > > > Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a >>> > > > picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually >>> > > > join in. >>> > > > >>> > > > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened >>> > > > and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched. >> "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" >>> > > > >>> > > > Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat >>> > > > wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped >>> > > > down the hall. >>> > > > >>> > > > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird >>> > > > William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you >>> > > > got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out >>> > > > a beer coaster and held it up to him. William nodded and said, >>> > > > "Carry on, ma'am." >>> > > > >>> > > > As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, >>> > > > Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding >>> > > > a very sizable (for his age) erection in his hand. >>> > > > >>> > > > "Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer AGAIN!" >>> >
