Quote of the year From one of my waisted Dutch mate's at 06:00 this morning. Talking about my beer belly he said .... "You could stick a cigarette in your dick and take a shower and it wouldnt even get wet".
ha ha thats funny.... ....sorry to break the news to you though, he said it cos you have a small cock
small cock maybe,but that also means your gut isnt as big as he made you think. bonus..as we all know,your a modern tebetan monk,and have no use for extras