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  1. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Put Downs

    Random i know but if your arguing with someone what is your very best 'put down' that you would use to clamp them up?

    this should be funny :D
    M.C.E, Nov 11, 2004
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    Damocles Registered User

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    Die of aids works quite well
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    Re: Put Downs

    just fucking punch them that will put them down :D
    derek, Nov 11, 2004
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  5. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Iam a big fan of "listen fuck off i have had better looking shits" or "if the dog had not beat me up the stairs i would of been your dad" :monkey:
    DickVanDyk, Nov 11, 2004
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    :lol: thats what im talking about
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Glad i could be of assistance :lol:
    DickVanDyk, Nov 11, 2004
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    or perhaps " why dont you have a drink and drive home" or " why dont you go play in traffic"
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    that is harsh as fook that one :eek:
    M.C.E, Nov 11, 2004
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  10. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    "Does your carer know your out ? should you not be back at the home licking windows" :lol: :lol:
    DickVanDyk, Nov 11, 2004
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    your lift has arrived, look the sunshine bus is outside,
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    Im never harsh so don't have any :angel2: :)
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    :up: :lol:
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    "You have a face like a bag of smashed crabs"
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    my mate was walking along the road 1 day with her dog & it went over to some bloke & started sniffing his crotch...the bloke decided to kick the dog repeatedly in the head & when vicky asked him to stop he tried to say that the dog was going to bite his daughter in the buggy...vicky explained that her dog was sniffing his crotch & wasn't interested in the kid...

    his missis was about to start piping up with something when vicky turned & pointed at her saying

    look, i've got my bitch under control now i suggest you get yours

    before clicking her fingers & the dog obentiantly sat beside her!

    :lol: :lol:
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    Heard a good one the other day.....

    "do I come and knock the dick out of your mouth when you're at work??"
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    class :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Worst I've heard for a while is:

    "You like Hard House therefore i have won the argument, so fuck off !"

    Childish yet arrogant at the same time... :rolleyes: :dunce: :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    To be fair to Geordie though he does come out with some corkers.
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    And he comes out with some complete shit too... :lol:
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