President Bush's Nursery Rhyme?

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    President Bush's Nursery Rhyme?

    For any1 thats ever seen 2DTV.

    I got sent this from me mate and I can't help thinkin that President Bush's General may just sing this to cheer Bush up:

    If you're happy and you know it, Bomb Iraq,
    If you cannot find Osama, Bomb Iraq,
    If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty and North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, Bomb Iraq,
    If we think that someones dissed us, Bomb Iraq,
    So to hell with the inspections, lets look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

    It's pre-emptive non-aggression, Bomb Iraq,
    To prevent this mass destruction, Bomb Iraq,
    They've got weapons we can't see, and thats all the proof we need, if they're not there then they must be, Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, Bomb Iraq,
    If your mood is quite dejected, Bomb Iraq,
    If you think Saddam's gone mad, with the weapons that he had, and he tried to kill your dad, Bomb Iraq.

    If corporate fraud is growing, Bomb Iraq,
    If your ties to it are showing, Bomb Iraq,
    If your politics are sleazy, and hiding that aint easy, and your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follw orders, Bomb Iraq,
    For our might knows not our borders, Bomb Iraq,
    Disagree? We'll call it treason, lets make war not love this season, even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq!
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    That is quality mate. Most of it is true as well!:lol: :D
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    it is innit? i think the fact that its true makes it funny. especially the bit about "and he tried to kill ur dad"!
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    That is probably want's to kill him the most. It's like some old revenge movie.

    'He tried to kill my father, and now i'm going to kill him'.

    Funny as fuck! :lol:

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