Pranks............

Pranks............

I leave my current job as of 5pm 2morro and was wondering if anyone has any ideas of good pranks i could play on my boss .... these can be as evil as you like

If you have a ceiling thats made from that foam stuff that you can lift up buy a fresh fish and put it in the ceiling then after the weekend the office will stink. :evil:

Either that or put a bomb in his car.

we aint got a ceiling like that and i dont think i hate him enough to kill him ............. (not yet)

more suggestions ?

HAHA, we done this one below this morning to our boss, if he smokes, get a tab, put a cocktail stick down it, cut a party popper up n take the little banger out n put it in his tab, then roll the tab between your fingers to loosen the backi so he doesnt see it, then ask him if he wants to go for one last tab, n u give him it n watch it blow :evil:

a male strippergram....

Or you could make him a cuppa n just piss in it, lol

take a sickie!

if ur work has a metal urinal with lying water, get a flat head 9v battery, black tape, and tape the battery into the bottom corner of the urinal with the points under the water, touching the metal, when u know he's goin to the toilet. once his 'pee stream' hits the water, he'll get a bastard of an electric shock down his cock

Yip, im evil - but i love it :evil:

Oh, and remember to wear rubber gloves while performing the task - not only will this prevent u electrocuting urself, its also advisable for hygiene reasons

:groovy:

You could fuck his wife up the arse then write your name on his pillow in shit with your dick.

always good for a laff!

Then zuffle on his curtains

does that really work from a little battery?

my m8 does that all the time 2 us....funny as fuck but they can do it without the cocktail sticks!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!

ur mental spud!


we gotta try that @ promise or summit

Indeed it does

works well in crowded bars/clubs

try a car abattery, just to make sure :spangled:

Fuck it, why not go the full bifta n wire two together, :evil:

or just rig up a wire from the mains.

LOL, that may just kill him a bit

Fukk it, give it a go, ive done the 9v... i aint tried a car battery tho...

sounds like fun :evil: :evil: :evil:

:groovy:

erm .... cheers for the suggestion damocles ...... hehehhe

Hes the IT manager so im gonna think of someway of fu**ing up the system so he's got loads of work to do when i leave