Practical Jokes

Practical Jokes

What's the best practical jokes you've played on people?

Lets say I had a friend called Mr Red who played one on Lil Jem and ginger Steve McGill/Imac/Tyrell/Above and Beyond (or whatever else he called himself). Not sure if I should say what happened on here though! :think: It involved him being humiliated which is always funny!

While working for a sports retail chain (Kid - you'll know these classics!) there was 2 main ones we'd always play on the new starters.

1) We had 2 branches on Northumberland St. (JD Sport and Ath Leisure), we'd send the new starters down to the other branch (both managers/supervisors/full time staff knew) and ask for a 'Long Stand'. Boom Boom.

2) We had mannequins dressed in all the waxa gear hanging from the ceiling complete with amusing 'spitting image' style masks - occasionally while changing the clothes on these dummies, one of the full timers would dress up in the clothes, put a mask on a lay on the floor in a 'dummy-esq' type pose. We'd then ask for the new starter go "go out back and get the mannequin" On trying to pick the mannequin up, it would come to life and try and grab the unsuspecting saturday kid, thus scaring the be-jesus out of them. U could hear them scream from Fenwicks.

quite tame really... but good workplace fun!

Yes, you can't help but do those wherever you work. What about the left handed screwdriver! Always a good one to play on younguns

Re: Practical Jokes

just spill man!!
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Ok, well Mr Red and also Mr Blue and Mr Green wrote and posted Steve Imac a letter saying his talent for DJing was obvious and that Promise would like to give him a two hour trial at Foundation on APRIL 1ST. My how his ego exploded! Even the college lecturers were behind it! Then guess which gullible, egotistic willy turned up at Foundation knocking on the door for his trial! Oh dear Steve! April Fool! Sorry Promise, should've had Mr Red and the gang inform you of it first. Nothing worse than those two knocking on your door!

:worship: :worship: :worship:

:clap: hehee!!

fell sorry for the guy tho!
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If you know him then you'll know why it had to be done

did this to the french bastard that lives next to me:

took a tall kitchen-style bin, half filled it with cold water.

Add lots of milk, preferably spoilt stuff.
Add branston pickle
Add ketchup and dolmio
Add anything that stinks.

Mix it all up in the bin.

Take the bin to your victim's door and balance it so that it is just about to topple, but with one lip resting on your victims door (door must open inward into the room)

Knock loudly on the door and run.

Works best in the early hours of the morning.





The french guy had to pick bits of branston pickle from his toes as well as mop up 20 litres of rank shit from his room. And its gonna start to smell funky within the next few days.

Evil, but necessary.

At least you were suspicious and followed it up. This guy thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. We nicknamed him Steve 'Thump thump' McGill at college coz his beats were so far out. He always thought it was a great mix though.

That must of been some grudge you held there! Think that's one for the reasons to hate the French thread!

he is such an asshole.

He has the most sensitive hearing ever.

I have my tv on late at night really quiet and all, and he comes round and tells me to turn the volume down. And even when i'm mixing, during the day he tells me to turn it down.

I meant, wtf?? You live in halls, you deal with noise, and shut the f*ck up. Anyways, he only moved into that room a few weeks ago.

My next trick involves epoxy resin in his keyhole, which will cost him a nice round £300 to replace.

my god!.....thats minging, err rank!

(makes mental note.........)
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Thats only part one.


He lives on the first floor, and often leaves his window open during the day when he goes off to revise.

I'm gonna buy loads of vinegar and fill up a super soaker with it, and then im gonna soak his curtains thru the open window with the vinegar.

Gnarly.

lmao @ blur.......

wudnt like to live nxt to u, the plans u have for ppl!......liking the vinegar one tho!
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HAHA! The thought that you put into this is mad! He must drive you mental! Instead of vinegar use meths! Vinegar is good for you!

Vinegar REEKS tho!!

Dave those tricks are legendary. Shud do it to the brim with a LARGE wheelie bin!!

fuck it, go all out... just get a dumper truck to drop 4000 tons of industrial waste through his letter box...

this isnt really that bad........
but we manged toget hold of these massive tube things (about waist height) nd they were filled with confetti like stuff.......we set it off it in of the lad's room, my god it covered the place, u really cudnt see anything in his room........we were later told that they were used in like massive marquays @ weddings nd stuff!

it serously took him like a week to clear his room up.....we still find bits of the explosive thing now...funny at the time!
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unlucky lol